Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Signs of the Times
– The Chicago Public Library. Otherwise known as the Internet porn solution for homeless people. Apparently they’re trying to impress the kids with a “Reading is Creepy and Smells Bad” theme.
– Vague Sadness. It has to be an indication of some sort of deficit in our lives that my roommate and I got so excited about our new vacuum cleaner. But you should see how great it is on rugs! And I think the attachment and I are common-law married.
– Summer TV. It still exists, right? They’d better start coming up with better stuff before I have to break down and actually establish human contact with someone.
– Five Day Workweeks. They just seem so excessive now, you know? Four days seems a lot more like it, and I still think one of those should probably be “movie day.” I bet that’s how they do it in Japan.
– Narcolepsy. I momentarily fell asleep while standing on the train this morning. Thank God for loud cell phone train talkers or I might have ended up in Evanston. I did have a lovely dream about eating a cookie cake, however.
– Mike Ditka. He’s thinking about being the new Republican senatorial candidate in Illinois. Given the problems the last guy had, he might want to leave the Levitra at home.
– The Chicago Public Library. Otherwise known as the Internet porn solution for homeless people. Apparently they’re trying to impress the kids with a “Reading is Creepy and Smells Bad” theme.
– Vague Sadness. It has to be an indication of some sort of deficit in our lives that my roommate and I got so excited about our new vacuum cleaner. But you should see how great it is on rugs! And I think the attachment and I are common-law married.
– Summer TV. It still exists, right? They’d better start coming up with better stuff before I have to break down and actually establish human contact with someone.
– Five Day Workweeks. They just seem so excessive now, you know? Four days seems a lot more like it, and I still think one of those should probably be “movie day.” I bet that’s how they do it in Japan.
– Narcolepsy. I momentarily fell asleep while standing on the train this morning. Thank God for loud cell phone train talkers or I might have ended up in Evanston. I did have a lovely dream about eating a cookie cake, however.
– Mike Ditka. He’s thinking about being the new Republican senatorial candidate in Illinois. Given the problems the last guy had, he might want to leave the Levitra at home.
