Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Mix and Match
– The Vice Presidential Debates. There’s nothing like an hour and a half of meaningless rhetoric and weak personal jabs. On the plus side, Dick Cheney’s corpse was amazingly lifelike.
– Driving Excitement. My new car has buttons in it for which I have as yet been unable to determine a use. I’m hoping one of them is for executing your passengers.
– Genuine Class. The other day my roommate left a porn video in the middle of our coffee table. Admittedly it was more interesting than the battered copies of general interest magazines we typically leave there, but probably not the best if you think your parents or some parish council members might drop by.
– The Olsen Twins. The new rumor is that they’ve dropped out of NYU. How horrifying to think academia may never be blessed with Mary-Kate’s gloss on Melville or Ashley’s theories on global trade. Again, this all has to be part of Stamos’s evil master plan.
– The Vice Presidential Debates. There’s nothing like an hour and a half of meaningless rhetoric and weak personal jabs. On the plus side, Dick Cheney’s corpse was amazingly lifelike.
– Driving Excitement. My new car has buttons in it for which I have as yet been unable to determine a use. I’m hoping one of them is for executing your passengers.
– Genuine Class. The other day my roommate left a porn video in the middle of our coffee table. Admittedly it was more interesting than the battered copies of general interest magazines we typically leave there, but probably not the best if you think your parents or some parish council members might drop by.
– The Olsen Twins. The new rumor is that they’ve dropped out of NYU. How horrifying to think academia may never be blessed with Mary-Kate’s gloss on Melville or Ashley’s theories on global trade. Again, this all has to be part of Stamos’s evil master plan.
