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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

People I’d Like to Punch

– The entire staff and crew of E! News. And not just because that Giuliana woman looks like an alien. Also because after a certain point sucking up to the cast of TV’s Joey just becomes really disturbing.

– Anyone who regularly executes an Austin Powers impersonation. It is no longer 1997.

– That guy on the train yesterday who kept lecturing everyone about how they needed to move in and make room because there were a lot of people waiting on the platform. Thanks, bud, riding the train was really confusing for me there until you explained to me how it should be done.

– Al Roker.

– Every morning radio DJ in the history of time. I’m not exactly sure what gave them the idea that people would rather hear their Leno-lite musings than the latest hot chart from Xtina Xguilera, but they are sadly mistaken.

– People declare things to be "all that," "not all that," or worst of all "all that and a bag of chips."

– The management and staff of the Sports McDonald’s near my office, home of the half-hour wait and the nonsensical exhortatory sign created with a Commodore 64.

– Whoever came up with those awful cellular commercials where Joan Cusack bitches about how difficult it is to operate a phone.

– The creators of Us Weekly’s "stars . . . they’re just like us!" feature. Yeah, until I found out that Julia Roberts also sometimes shops for groceries I really worried that we might not be able to relate on a human level.

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