Saturday, January 01, 2005
The Best of 2004
Say goodbye and shed a tear, people. It's time to move on from the year that was:
Ashlee Simpson -- I can't believe people were upset that she lip synced. Wasn't her not singing what we wanted all along?
The Pacers/Pistons Brawl -- To me, it's just not entertainment unless it ends up involving emergency medicine.
Star Jones' Wedding -- Isn't it every little girl's dream to have gastric bypass surgery and marry a gay man in a ceremony sponsored by Procter & Gamble?
The Betty Crocker Bake and Fill Pan -- I've never seen it in person, but from the infomercials it looks amazing. You can fill a cake with ice cream or a different kind of cake! From there, it's just a few short steps to world domination.
Mary Cheney -- Man, this gal's been everywhere this year! Personally, I can't wait for her clothing line to come out next fall.
Mint M&Ms -- Okay, so maybe they're not really specific to 2004, but damn are they good. I like them with ketchup.
The Passion of The Christ -- It's fun to watch a savior get beaten up for two hours.
Getting Rid of Your '95 Neon -- It turns out that air conditioning and hubcaps are quite frankly not all that overrated.
ABC -- For going from the network I could never imagine watching to the network I can't believe I sometimes watch.
William Hung -- All right, so he can't sing, sure. But you should hear his take on neo-conservatives and U.S. diplomatic and fiscal policy in the Far East.
Dawson's Creek -- It may be gone, but it's not forgotten. You get down with your bad self, Joey Potter. Get down with your bad self all night long.
Say goodbye and shed a tear, people. It's time to move on from the year that was:
Ashlee Simpson -- I can't believe people were upset that she lip synced. Wasn't her not singing what we wanted all along?
The Pacers/Pistons Brawl -- To me, it's just not entertainment unless it ends up involving emergency medicine.
Star Jones' Wedding -- Isn't it every little girl's dream to have gastric bypass surgery and marry a gay man in a ceremony sponsored by Procter & Gamble?
The Betty Crocker Bake and Fill Pan -- I've never seen it in person, but from the infomercials it looks amazing. You can fill a cake with ice cream or a different kind of cake! From there, it's just a few short steps to world domination.
Mary Cheney -- Man, this gal's been everywhere this year! Personally, I can't wait for her clothing line to come out next fall.
Mint M&Ms -- Okay, so maybe they're not really specific to 2004, but damn are they good. I like them with ketchup.
The Passion of The Christ -- It's fun to watch a savior get beaten up for two hours.
Getting Rid of Your '95 Neon -- It turns out that air conditioning and hubcaps are quite frankly not all that overrated.
ABC -- For going from the network I could never imagine watching to the network I can't believe I sometimes watch.
William Hung -- All right, so he can't sing, sure. But you should hear his take on neo-conservatives and U.S. diplomatic and fiscal policy in the Far East.
Dawson's Creek -- It may be gone, but it's not forgotten. You get down with your bad self, Joey Potter. Get down with your bad self all night long.
