Saturday, May 21, 2005
The Week in Stupid Things I've Done
Sunday -- Locked self out of apartment while going for mail, which of course is not delivered on Sundays.
Monday -- Accidentally made uncomfortable comparison between supervisor and certain species of large mammal within hearing distance of supervisor.
Tuesday -- Ran five miles immediately after eating burrito.
Wednesday -- Watched America's Next Top Model.
Thursday -- Stepped in remnants of glass I broke a week ago; in haste to apply first aid to foot, neglected to clean up glass once again. Repeated process until loss of blood caused lightheadedness.
Friday -- Jammed knee into el turnstile at top speed while running for the train; spent twenty minutes before next train came devising crude methods of physical therapy.
Saturday -- Documented own stupidity at length in publicly accessible forum.
Sunday -- Locked self out of apartment while going for mail, which of course is not delivered on Sundays.
Monday -- Accidentally made uncomfortable comparison between supervisor and certain species of large mammal within hearing distance of supervisor.
Tuesday -- Ran five miles immediately after eating burrito.
Wednesday -- Watched America's Next Top Model.
Thursday -- Stepped in remnants of glass I broke a week ago; in haste to apply first aid to foot, neglected to clean up glass once again. Repeated process until loss of blood caused lightheadedness.
Friday -- Jammed knee into el turnstile at top speed while running for the train; spent twenty minutes before next train came devising crude methods of physical therapy.
Saturday -- Documented own stupidity at length in publicly accessible forum.
