Friday, July 22, 2005
Recent Topics of Lunch Conversation at my Office
-- whether "little people" have full-sized internal organs
-- naming practices at dunkin donuts
-- potential makeovers for various supervisors and secretaries
-- why i was overlooked for the supreme court (brought up by me)
-- the prevalence of obsessive handwashing behaviors among employees in our building
-- what jesus would do
-- how janice dickinson thinks everyone is fat (but is sometimes right)
-- that "play doh you can eat" you made in second grade
-- why it’s not okay to make jokes about people with disabilities
-- how i walked home at one in the morning last night, even though it took an hour
-- which offices are the coolest
-- fun games you can play with office supplies
-- oprah (or okra, i wasn’t sure)
-- whether "little people" have full-sized internal organs
-- naming practices at dunkin donuts
-- potential makeovers for various supervisors and secretaries
-- why i was overlooked for the supreme court (brought up by me)
-- the prevalence of obsessive handwashing behaviors among employees in our building
-- what jesus would do
-- how janice dickinson thinks everyone is fat (but is sometimes right)
-- that "play doh you can eat" you made in second grade
-- why it’s not okay to make jokes about people with disabilities
-- how i walked home at one in the morning last night, even though it took an hour
-- which offices are the coolest
-- fun games you can play with office supplies
-- oprah (or okra, i wasn’t sure)
