Monday, September 05, 2005
Belabored Day
Even if your job is something amazing, like serving as personal assistant to Bill Cosby (think Jell-O privileges) or doing publicity for the DVD release of I, Robot, it's good to have a day off. But today we must especially try to honor the people who hold these jobs, which are clearly the worst in the entire world (excluding Malaysia):
-- vocal coach to Ashlee Simpson
-- FOX news "fact checker"
-- black Republican
-- Cher
-- gay mafia hit man
-- creator of NBC's "Joey"
-- Amish used car salesman
-- official PETA taxidermist
-- principal cellist of Duluth, MN, symphony orchestra
-- Valtrex spokesperson
-- Mrs. Larry King
-- US Ambassador to Venezuela and close personal friend of Pat Robertson
-- amateur blogger
Even if your job is something amazing, like serving as personal assistant to Bill Cosby (think Jell-O privileges) or doing publicity for the DVD release of I, Robot, it's good to have a day off. But today we must especially try to honor the people who hold these jobs, which are clearly the worst in the entire world (excluding Malaysia):
-- vocal coach to Ashlee Simpson
-- FOX news "fact checker"
-- black Republican
-- Cher
-- gay mafia hit man
-- creator of NBC's "Joey"
-- Amish used car salesman
-- official PETA taxidermist
-- principal cellist of Duluth, MN, symphony orchestra
-- Valtrex spokesperson
-- Mrs. Larry King
-- US Ambassador to Venezuela and close personal friend of Pat Robertson
-- amateur blogger
