Tuesday, February 14, 2006
How Are We Spending Our Valentine's Day?
20% -- Rearranging candles on personal shrine to Tom Selleck.
17% -- Appearing at court hearing to have restraining order lifted.
13% -- Rereading yellowed Ann Landers "How We Met" column taped to fridge.
11% -- Sobbing openly.
10% -- Bingeing, purging, and bingeing again; not really feeling up to second purge.
9% -- Recreating famous love stories with collection of Hummel figurines.
7% -- Feasting on the souls of the wicked.
5% -- Wishing that 13 Going on 30 were on Encore 24 hours a day instead of just the 17.
4% -- Fantasizing about how "boring" life must be for all those attractive people in stable relationships.
3% -- Marrying Jennifer Lopez.
1% -- Wearing the novelty Valentine's Day sweatshirt from Walgreen's.
20% -- Rearranging candles on personal shrine to Tom Selleck.
17% -- Appearing at court hearing to have restraining order lifted.
13% -- Rereading yellowed Ann Landers "How We Met" column taped to fridge.
11% -- Sobbing openly.
10% -- Bingeing, purging, and bingeing again; not really feeling up to second purge.
9% -- Recreating famous love stories with collection of Hummel figurines.
7% -- Feasting on the souls of the wicked.
5% -- Wishing that 13 Going on 30 were on Encore 24 hours a day instead of just the 17.
4% -- Fantasizing about how "boring" life must be for all those attractive people in stable relationships.
3% -- Marrying Jennifer Lopez.
1% -- Wearing the novelty Valentine's Day sweatshirt from Walgreen's.
