Monday, February 06, 2006
Jay's Super Bowl Highlights 2006
1) That commercial where the guy throws his phone at the other guy and knocks him down. The first rule of comedy: falling down = funny.
2) The three slices of blondie brownie snicker pie I ate. On Super Bowl Sunday, even mere mortals are allowed to eat like Delta Burke.
3) The "The Flavor of Love" marathon on VH1. Because a chance to date Flavor Flav is definitely worth being nicknamed "Pumkin" and getting into a screaming fight with a woman with implants bigger than her head.
4) The Puppy Bowl. Puppies are cute, deal with it. People like them. Maybe even more than Reese Witherspoon. That's a tough pill to swallow, I know.
5) Repeatedly saying "If the Seahawks don't win, I'll just die," in the most unenthusiastic tone possible.
6) The suspense of wondering if the Rolling Stones would in fact live through the halftime show.
7) Wearing flannel pants and house slippers that make me look like a forty-seven-year-old insurance salesman.
8) Going to bed at 9:30.
1) That commercial where the guy throws his phone at the other guy and knocks him down. The first rule of comedy: falling down = funny.
2) The three slices of blondie brownie snicker pie I ate. On Super Bowl Sunday, even mere mortals are allowed to eat like Delta Burke.
3) The "The Flavor of Love" marathon on VH1. Because a chance to date Flavor Flav is definitely worth being nicknamed "Pumkin" and getting into a screaming fight with a woman with implants bigger than her head.
4) The Puppy Bowl. Puppies are cute, deal with it. People like them. Maybe even more than Reese Witherspoon. That's a tough pill to swallow, I know.
5) Repeatedly saying "If the Seahawks don't win, I'll just die," in the most unenthusiastic tone possible.
6) The suspense of wondering if the Rolling Stones would in fact live through the halftime show.
7) Wearing flannel pants and house slippers that make me look like a forty-seven-year-old insurance salesman.
8) Going to bed at 9:30.
