Sunday, May 14, 2006
Things We're Grateful to Mom For 2006
-- All those jaunty hats during infancy.
-- Providing alibi for double homicide.
-- Not only serving as prom date, but being crowned queen.
-- Introduction to wonderful world of passive aggression.
-- Pretending all those macaroni collages and finger paintings didn't suck.
-- Freely admitting that no one ever uses calculus in their daily lives.
-- Weekly updates on status of weather and people's lawns back at home.
-- Creating revenue-generating stream of leftover dinner entrees.
-- Delivering disturbing glimpse into marital sex lives.
-- All those jaunty hats during infancy.
-- Providing alibi for double homicide.
-- Not only serving as prom date, but being crowned queen.
-- Introduction to wonderful world of passive aggression.
-- Pretending all those macaroni collages and finger paintings didn't suck.
-- Freely admitting that no one ever uses calculus in their daily lives.
-- Weekly updates on status of weather and people's lawns back at home.
-- Creating revenue-generating stream of leftover dinner entrees.
-- Delivering disturbing glimpse into marital sex lives.
