Monday, June 12, 2006
Footnotes
-- Impulse Buys. Thanks to our inability to control ourselves in the face of a buy one get one free sale at the secondhand CD store, my sister and I now own a recorded testament to the singing career of one Sarah Jessica Parker. I maintain that for $1.50 I should be able to buy SJP herself.
-- Cars. Definitive proof that I am unable to handle the concept of vehicles falling in love. But undeniably the King Lear of animated works starring Larry the Cable Guy.
-- Cars, Part II. I accidentally left my wallet sitting out on the front seat of mine all night on Saturday. For my follow up, I think I'll staple blank checks to myself and pass out on a park bench.
-- Stability. In celebration of Chicago's Weekend Without Sun, I spent last night leaving morbid messages for half the people in my phone book, eating six Ho Hos, watching part of a documentary on the Holocaust, and going to bed at 10:30. Come next January I think I'm just going to hibernate.
-- Ann Coulter. I'm hoping that next she takes on puppies and handicapped nuns. Freeloaders.
-- Impulse Buys. Thanks to our inability to control ourselves in the face of a buy one get one free sale at the secondhand CD store, my sister and I now own a recorded testament to the singing career of one Sarah Jessica Parker. I maintain that for $1.50 I should be able to buy SJP herself.
-- Cars. Definitive proof that I am unable to handle the concept of vehicles falling in love. But undeniably the King Lear of animated works starring Larry the Cable Guy.
-- Cars, Part II. I accidentally left my wallet sitting out on the front seat of mine all night on Saturday. For my follow up, I think I'll staple blank checks to myself and pass out on a park bench.
-- Stability. In celebration of Chicago's Weekend Without Sun, I spent last night leaving morbid messages for half the people in my phone book, eating six Ho Hos, watching part of a documentary on the Holocaust, and going to bed at 10:30. Come next January I think I'm just going to hibernate.
-- Ann Coulter. I'm hoping that next she takes on puppies and handicapped nuns. Freeloaders.
