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Occupations Other than My Own that I am Currently Considering

-- charismatic cult leader
-- Delta Burke wrangler
-- speed bump
-- world's first supermodel
-- Nicole Richie's breastplate
-- overly friendly el driver
-- sarcastic computer technician
-- sassy best friend
-- Ashlee Simpson's old nose
-- oompah loompah
-- children's television star with questionable past
-- district attorney for Boulder, CO