the ocean

Fun Explanations for My Uneventful Absence

-- kidnapped by Charles Nelson Reilly
-- working on that novel about smelting
-- harvesting the sorghum crop
-- caught up in wicked hide and seek grudge match
-- filming unauthorized biography of Burt Reynolds
-- recovering from brow lift
-- busy making my own hats
-- vacation getaway to Peoria
-- reviewing Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency tapes for hidden subtext
-- three words: jazz er cize
-- taping and retaping Comcast Personals ad
-- planning my Wheel of Fortune theme party