Sunday, March 18, 2007
How Did We Celebrate St. Patrick's Day This Year?
-- Chastising a sassy leprechaun that turns out to be Maureen Dowd.
-- Developing naughty t-shirt slogans.
-- Pretending we've read James Joyce novels.
-- Realizing damned pot of gold is lost again; finding it behind the credenza.
-- Disclaiming any responsibility for Rosie O'Donnell.
-- Firmly believing that they are, in fact, always after our Lucky Charms.
-- Imagining cast of Riverdance naked.
-- Sobbing incomprehensibly about "the troubles."
-- Drinking own weight in green food coloring.
-- Convincing ourselves we like Celtic music.
-- Driving on the wrong side of the road; accusing police of cultural insensitivity.
-- Eating tacos with Bono.
-- Chastising a sassy leprechaun that turns out to be Maureen Dowd.
-- Developing naughty t-shirt slogans.
-- Pretending we've read James Joyce novels.
-- Realizing damned pot of gold is lost again; finding it behind the credenza.
-- Disclaiming any responsibility for Rosie O'Donnell.
-- Firmly believing that they are, in fact, always after our Lucky Charms.
-- Imagining cast of Riverdance naked.
-- Sobbing incomprehensibly about "the troubles."
-- Drinking own weight in green food coloring.
-- Convincing ourselves we like Celtic music.
-- Driving on the wrong side of the road; accusing police of cultural insensitivity.
-- Eating tacos with Bono.
