Thursday, August 30, 2007
Exciting News
Guess what was on HBO this morning? That's right, Home Alone 2. Apparently HBO felt that late August at 6:30 AM was the perfect time to air this holiday classic. If you aren't familiar with the plot of Home Alone 2, well, you're a terrible person. But let's just say that there are lots of hilarious mishaps in which a young child is nearly murdered by criminals. I hear it was a big favorite around the Ramsay household. You can also approximate Home Alone 2 for yourselves if you take present day Macauley Culkin (who is probably available, actually), subtract an incredibly awkward puberty, and add about a zillion dollars that will eventually be wholly mismanaged by your parents. Anyway, the point is that Home Alone 2 is great. They just don't make crotch mishap gags like they used to.
Guess what was on HBO this morning? That's right, Home Alone 2. Apparently HBO felt that late August at 6:30 AM was the perfect time to air this holiday classic. If you aren't familiar with the plot of Home Alone 2, well, you're a terrible person. But let's just say that there are lots of hilarious mishaps in which a young child is nearly murdered by criminals. I hear it was a big favorite around the Ramsay household. You can also approximate Home Alone 2 for yourselves if you take present day Macauley Culkin (who is probably available, actually), subtract an incredibly awkward puberty, and add about a zillion dollars that will eventually be wholly mismanaged by your parents. Anyway, the point is that Home Alone 2 is great. They just don't make crotch mishap gags like they used to.
