Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Harry Potter Spoilers That Weren't
-- The real cause of Harry's parents' death? Secondhand smoke.
-- Three words: hardcore owl sex.
-- Snape gets an awesome new makeover courtesy of Revlon.
-- The new Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor? Oprah.
-- Quidditch is replaced with an even more magical sport: foxy boxing.
-- Professor McGonagall wins a hot dog eating contest.
-- Voldemort reforms his evil ways after learning the true meaning of Christmas from the California Raisins.
-- Hermione has a penis.
-- J.K. Rowling sleeps on a big pile of money.
-- The real cause of Harry's parents' death? Secondhand smoke.
-- Three words: hardcore owl sex.
-- Snape gets an awesome new makeover courtesy of Revlon.
-- The new Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor? Oprah.
-- Quidditch is replaced with an even more magical sport: foxy boxing.
-- Professor McGonagall wins a hot dog eating contest.
-- Voldemort reforms his evil ways after learning the true meaning of Christmas from the California Raisins.
-- Hermione has a penis.
-- J.K. Rowling sleeps on a big pile of money.
