Saturday, September 08, 2007
Why I Love My Neighborhood
Walking home at 4 AM last night, I became involved in an exchange worthy of Chekov or Shaw.
Random Guy Loitering Next to the Caribou Coffee: Hey.
Jay: Hey.
RGLNTTCC: Is that for real?
Jay: What?
RGLNTTCC: Your cock.
Jay: Um, yeah.
RGLNTTCC: Nice.
Realizing that Miss Manners has utterly neglected to address the appropriate etiquette for the receipt of cock compliments from strangers, I simply thanked him and continued on my way.
Walking home at 4 AM last night, I became involved in an exchange worthy of Chekov or Shaw.
Random Guy Loitering Next to the Caribou Coffee: Hey.
Jay: Hey.
RGLNTTCC: Is that for real?
Jay: What?
RGLNTTCC: Your cock.
Jay: Um, yeah.
RGLNTTCC: Nice.
Realizing that Miss Manners has utterly neglected to address the appropriate etiquette for the receipt of cock compliments from strangers, I simply thanked him and continued on my way.
