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Things I Would Prefer My Cab Driver Not Do

-- Swear under his breath.
-- Explain to me what's wrong with this country.
-- Ask me for legal advice.
-- Fail to understand where Lake Shore Drive is.
-- Attempt to change my religion.
-- Listen to insanely conservative talk radio.
-- Tell me dirty jokes.
-- Take me to places other than my destination.
-- Insist that I pay only with ones.
-- Scream at me in a foreign language.
-- Meth.