Thursday, December 20, 2007
Corrections
-- The Battle of Normandy was in 1944, not 1994. I was thinking of the Attack on Nancy Kerrigan.
-- If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, it does, in fact, make a sound. It screams like a little girl.
-- While Ben Franklin invented a number of things, the phrase "getting jiggy with it" was not among them.
-- All the cool kids are not, in fact, doing it. Most of them are at the mall with their parents right now.
-- Oprah is not half feline.
-- You will not ever use calculus in real life.
-- Slap bracelets are never coming back in style.
-- The pyramids of Egypt were not built by the New Kids on the Block. I still say they were pretty cool, though.
-- Slavery was not the cause of the Civil War. It turns out it was all just a big fight over a girl.
-- Julia Styles is not retarded.
-- Christmas is not a feeling in your heart. That is a heart attack. Start dialing 911 immediately.
-- The Battle of Normandy was in 1944, not 1994. I was thinking of the Attack on Nancy Kerrigan.
-- If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, it does, in fact, make a sound. It screams like a little girl.
-- While Ben Franklin invented a number of things, the phrase "getting jiggy with it" was not among them.
-- All the cool kids are not, in fact, doing it. Most of them are at the mall with their parents right now.
-- Oprah is not half feline.
-- You will not ever use calculus in real life.
-- Slap bracelets are never coming back in style.
-- The pyramids of Egypt were not built by the New Kids on the Block. I still say they were pretty cool, though.
-- Slavery was not the cause of the Civil War. It turns out it was all just a big fight over a girl.
-- Julia Styles is not retarded.
-- Christmas is not a feeling in your heart. That is a heart attack. Start dialing 911 immediately.
