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The World's Worst April Fool's Gags

-- Informing your children they're adopted.
-- Marrying Ryan Seacrest.
-- Saran wrapping your grandmother's asthma inhaler.
-- Cross breeding rubber chickens.
-- Invading Poland.
-- Stalking Pat Sajak.
-- Leaving a Whoopee Cushion on Whoopi Goldberg's chair.
-- Telling people you've actually read Finnegan's Wake.
-- Becoming a Log Cabin Republican.
-- Claiming to like According to Jim.
-- Pretending the condom broke.
-- Murder/suicide.