Saturday, June 14, 2008
Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor,
Your coverage of the presidential primaries has been sickeningly unfair and biased. Where, for instance, was the information that Hillary Clinton traded sexual favors for Miami Sound Machine albums from the alien overlord Xezu? And notably absent from your many articles on the subject was any mention of Barack Obama’s well-known history of appearing in hot pants at Bennigan’s. Shame on you.
Carol Lewis
Dearborn, MI
Dear Editor,
I believe I was misquoted in last week’s article regarding recent trends in hog farming. Where the article quotes me as saying "You know what we ought to do? Kill every last one of them Italians," it ought to say "I like Christmas."
Trevor Sanders
Davenport, IA
Dear Editor,
On last week’s episode of The Ghost Whisperer starring TV’s Jennifer Love Hewitt, approximately twelve and one half minutes in, as Ms. Love Hewitt was trying to communicate with the ghost of an orphaned teenage gymnast, the outline of Ms. Love Hewitt’s left nipple could clearly be seen pressed against the interior of her sheer white silk blouse. I ask all concerned citizens to contact their legislators in protest of this shameful indecency. Also, do you know when the current season of The Ghost Whisperer will be available on VHS?
Harvey Chamberlain
Clearlake, UT
Dear Editor,
I write to let my fellow citizens know of an important piece of legislation currently pending before the House of Representatives. H.R. 08-5371 will make it a federal crime to openly taunt a mailbox. I urge everyone to support this vital, groundbreaking measure.
Christine Haege
Carrollton, KY
Dear Editor,
Your coverage of the presidential primaries has been sickeningly unfair and biased. Where, for instance, was the information that Hillary Clinton traded sexual favors for Miami Sound Machine albums from the alien overlord Xezu? And notably absent from your many articles on the subject was any mention of Barack Obama’s well-known history of appearing in hot pants at Bennigan’s. Shame on you.
Carol Lewis
Dearborn, MI
Dear Editor,
I believe I was misquoted in last week’s article regarding recent trends in hog farming. Where the article quotes me as saying "You know what we ought to do? Kill every last one of them Italians," it ought to say "I like Christmas."
Trevor Sanders
Davenport, IA
Dear Editor,
On last week’s episode of The Ghost Whisperer starring TV’s Jennifer Love Hewitt, approximately twelve and one half minutes in, as Ms. Love Hewitt was trying to communicate with the ghost of an orphaned teenage gymnast, the outline of Ms. Love Hewitt’s left nipple could clearly be seen pressed against the interior of her sheer white silk blouse. I ask all concerned citizens to contact their legislators in protest of this shameful indecency. Also, do you know when the current season of The Ghost Whisperer will be available on VHS?
Harvey Chamberlain
Clearlake, UT
Dear Editor,
I write to let my fellow citizens know of an important piece of legislation currently pending before the House of Representatives. H.R. 08-5371 will make it a federal crime to openly taunt a mailbox. I urge everyone to support this vital, groundbreaking measure.
Christine Haege
Carrollton, KY
