Sunday, June 08, 2008
Up, Down & Around Town
-- Father's Day. It's just like Mother's Day, but with 25% less effort. Although I'm sure that Old Spice gift set you picked out came right from the heart.
-- Top Chef Chicago. The fix is clearly in when a mean lesbian who managed to ruin rice on two separate occasions makes it to the finals. I'm rooting for Stephanie to win, and then promptly lose five to ten pounds.
-- The Chicago Cubs. It's pretty much unprecedented for them to have the best record in major league baseball. Although they have frequently had the best record in ladies' floor hockey.
-- The Democratic Primaries. They went on way too long, cost a ton of money, and ended in a way that no one found wholly satisfying. Why do I get the feeling Howard Dean will be asked to produce the Oscars next year?
-- The Sex & The City Movie. Spoiler alert! Everyone dies from exposure to anthrax.
-- Father's Day. It's just like Mother's Day, but with 25% less effort. Although I'm sure that Old Spice gift set you picked out came right from the heart.
-- Top Chef Chicago. The fix is clearly in when a mean lesbian who managed to ruin rice on two separate occasions makes it to the finals. I'm rooting for Stephanie to win, and then promptly lose five to ten pounds.
-- The Chicago Cubs. It's pretty much unprecedented for them to have the best record in major league baseball. Although they have frequently had the best record in ladies' floor hockey.
-- The Democratic Primaries. They went on way too long, cost a ton of money, and ended in a way that no one found wholly satisfying. Why do I get the feeling Howard Dean will be asked to produce the Oscars next year?
-- The Sex & The City Movie. Spoiler alert! Everyone dies from exposure to anthrax.
