Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Suggested Additional Sarah Palin Scandals
-- Rigged her first PTA election.
-- Stole cookie recipe from Hadassah Lieberman.
-- Served as guest writer for several episodes of TV's Becker.
-- Isn't completely convinced of literal truth of one verse of the Old Testament.
-- Actually finds Kathie Lee Casuals to be somewhat poorly made.
-- Once used middle name and name of street she grew up on to come up with "porn name."
-- Accidentally voted for Nader in 2000 due to butterfly ballot.
-- Secretly thinks McCain is "kind of wrinkly."
-- Faked birth of all five children, who are actually orphans owned by the Disney corporation.
-- Stole her glasses from Tina Fey.
-- Was lip syncing many of her speeches.
-- Really couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
-- Rigged her first PTA election.
-- Stole cookie recipe from Hadassah Lieberman.
-- Served as guest writer for several episodes of TV's Becker.
-- Isn't completely convinced of literal truth of one verse of the Old Testament.
-- Actually finds Kathie Lee Casuals to be somewhat poorly made.
-- Once used middle name and name of street she grew up on to come up with "porn name."
-- Accidentally voted for Nader in 2000 due to butterfly ballot.
-- Secretly thinks McCain is "kind of wrinkly."
-- Faked birth of all five children, who are actually orphans owned by the Disney corporation.
-- Stole her glasses from Tina Fey.
-- Was lip syncing many of her speeches.
-- Really couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
