Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Finally, Something to Live For
In case there was any doubt, Rock of Love Charm School is amazing.
Now I had my own concerns. Namely, I felt that white people are seldom as awesome as black people, and that Sharon Osbourne could in no way match the sass factor of Mo'Nique. I was entirely correct on these points. But ROLCS has its own charms. One of the contestants managed to be passed out drunk for the welcoming ceremony, and this after being passed out drunk for her elimination on her season of Rock of Love. Another contestant was involved in an apple chucking incident. And there was crying, crying galore. It was an auspicious start!
As for Sharon, let me say that she is nearly unrecognizable from her days on The Osbournes. Remarkably, she appears to have gotten younger in the intervening years. And her accent seems to have faded along with her wrinkles. But she does kind of seem to be a bitch, which is what we really need here.
We are cautiously optimistic.
In case there was any doubt, Rock of Love Charm School is amazing.
Now I had my own concerns. Namely, I felt that white people are seldom as awesome as black people, and that Sharon Osbourne could in no way match the sass factor of Mo'Nique. I was entirely correct on these points. But ROLCS has its own charms. One of the contestants managed to be passed out drunk for the welcoming ceremony, and this after being passed out drunk for her elimination on her season of Rock of Love. Another contestant was involved in an apple chucking incident. And there was crying, crying galore. It was an auspicious start!
As for Sharon, let me say that she is nearly unrecognizable from her days on The Osbournes. Remarkably, she appears to have gotten younger in the intervening years. And her accent seems to have faded along with her wrinkles. But she does kind of seem to be a bitch, which is what we really need here.
We are cautiously optimistic.
