Sunday, December 14, 2008
Lesser Known Nefarious Blagojevich Schemes
-- Pitching role for wife on hit Oxygen TV series "The Bad Girls Club."
-- Rerouting Red Line trains to his living room.
-- Accepting cash in exchange for title of Miss Chicago Pork Queen 2007.
-- Pushing for Tina Fay in role of Blagojevich for inevitable SNL parody.
-- Placing personal purchases on wife's Dominicks Fresh Values Card.
-- Attempting to convince the makers of the major motion picture "Hancock" that he had named the John Hancock center for them.
-- Peddling fake nude photos of Oprah.
-- Marketing haircut as possibly the next "Rachel."
-- Selling naming rights to his '98 Grand Am.
-- Cheating in 2006 Wrigleyville flip cup tournament.
-- Putting Debra Messing back on prime time television.
-- Understudying lead role in Lyric Opera production of "Porgy & Bess."
-- Always trying to steal your Lucky Charms.
-- Pitching role for wife on hit Oxygen TV series "The Bad Girls Club."
-- Rerouting Red Line trains to his living room.
-- Accepting cash in exchange for title of Miss Chicago Pork Queen 2007.
-- Pushing for Tina Fay in role of Blagojevich for inevitable SNL parody.
-- Placing personal purchases on wife's Dominicks Fresh Values Card.
-- Attempting to convince the makers of the major motion picture "Hancock" that he had named the John Hancock center for them.
-- Peddling fake nude photos of Oprah.
-- Marketing haircut as possibly the next "Rachel."
-- Selling naming rights to his '98 Grand Am.
-- Cheating in 2006 Wrigleyville flip cup tournament.
-- Putting Debra Messing back on prime time television.
-- Understudying lead role in Lyric Opera production of "Porgy & Bess."
-- Always trying to steal your Lucky Charms.
