Wednesday, December 03, 2008
"O" my God
Oxygen is for some reason showing back-to-back episodes of Tyra. And I am for some reason watching them.
First, there was an episode featuring Beyonce. Tyra forced her to make small talk with an adoring fan who somehow credited Beyonce's first album with changing her life. Beyonce tried to claim that the fan had changed her life in return, which made no sense. Also, they seemed to not have a chair for Beyonce, which made things deliciously awkward. Were they not expecting her?
Tyra claimed that her show had brought out "a different side" of Beyonce. Which side was that, exactly? The Nobel prize winning physicist?
Now they're showing one of Tyra's famous "social experiment" episodes. But no, there is no fat suit involved. She is simply forcing people to do the unthinkable and go without their weaves or their fake tans. We just found out the weave girl gives all of her weaves names and named one of them Tyra. There's also a girl who won't ever go without makeup and started sobbing while telling a story about how she once tried to reapply makeup in a pool. Really classic stuff.
This is possibly one of the most ridiculous entries I have ever written. And it's all just reportage, folks. I'm a regular Campbell Brown.
Oxygen is for some reason showing back-to-back episodes of Tyra. And I am for some reason watching them.
First, there was an episode featuring Beyonce. Tyra forced her to make small talk with an adoring fan who somehow credited Beyonce's first album with changing her life. Beyonce tried to claim that the fan had changed her life in return, which made no sense. Also, they seemed to not have a chair for Beyonce, which made things deliciously awkward. Were they not expecting her?
Tyra claimed that her show had brought out "a different side" of Beyonce. Which side was that, exactly? The Nobel prize winning physicist?
Now they're showing one of Tyra's famous "social experiment" episodes. But no, there is no fat suit involved. She is simply forcing people to do the unthinkable and go without their weaves or their fake tans. We just found out the weave girl gives all of her weaves names and named one of them Tyra. There's also a girl who won't ever go without makeup and started sobbing while telling a story about how she once tried to reapply makeup in a pool. Really classic stuff.
This is possibly one of the most ridiculous entries I have ever written. And it's all just reportage, folks. I'm a regular Campbell Brown.
