Tuesday, April 21, 2009
How Are We Celebrating Earth Day?
-- Forgetting that it is Earth Day.
-- Driving our SUVs the half block to our neighborhood Earth Day party.
-- Recycling our copies of Mariah Carey's Glitter.
-- Suffering from the acute gingivitis that is invariably attendant to our use of all natural toothpaste.
-- Feeling very noble for picking up that aluminum can someone tossed into our front lawn.
-- Hardcore composting.
-- Planting trees in other people's yards under cover of darkness.
-- Making our coworkers uncomfortable by joking about saving water by sharing showers.
-- Having dirty dreams about Mother Nature.
-- Talking about the many uses of hemp until our friends threaten to seek a restraining order.
-- Explaining to the secret service exactly what we were doing in the White House vegetable garden.
-- Tripping balls on mushrooms.
-- Forgetting that it is Earth Day.
-- Driving our SUVs the half block to our neighborhood Earth Day party.
-- Recycling our copies of Mariah Carey's Glitter.
-- Suffering from the acute gingivitis that is invariably attendant to our use of all natural toothpaste.
-- Feeling very noble for picking up that aluminum can someone tossed into our front lawn.
-- Hardcore composting.
-- Planting trees in other people's yards under cover of darkness.
-- Making our coworkers uncomfortable by joking about saving water by sharing showers.
-- Having dirty dreams about Mother Nature.
-- Talking about the many uses of hemp until our friends threaten to seek a restraining order.
-- Explaining to the secret service exactly what we were doing in the White House vegetable garden.
-- Tripping balls on mushrooms.
