Friday, July 03, 2009
Tragically Undercelebrated Events in American History
-- Washington crossing the TJ Maxx.
-- The second, third, and fourth Thanksgivings.
-- The founding of Epcot center.
-- Lincoln's Gettysburg rap battle.
-- The signing of the Declaration of Awesomeness.
-- Jefferson's invention of the slave fuck.
-- The filming of Over Her Dead Body.
-- FDR's "Mo money, mo problems" speech.
-- Henry Ford's invention of pornographic mud flaps.
-- The Smoot-Hartley orgy.
-- The Muppet Civil War.
-- The Laverne/Shirley accord of 1978.
-- The invasion of an entire case of Burgundy.
-- Casual Fridays.
-- Washington crossing the TJ Maxx.
-- The second, third, and fourth Thanksgivings.
-- The founding of Epcot center.
-- Lincoln's Gettysburg rap battle.
-- The signing of the Declaration of Awesomeness.
-- Jefferson's invention of the slave fuck.
-- The filming of Over Her Dead Body.
-- FDR's "Mo money, mo problems" speech.
-- Henry Ford's invention of pornographic mud flaps.
-- The Smoot-Hartley orgy.
-- The Muppet Civil War.
-- The Laverne/Shirley accord of 1978.
-- The invasion of an entire case of Burgundy.
-- Casual Fridays.
