Sunday, December 06, 2009
Additional Shocking Tiger Woods Revelations
-- Not actually a giant cat.
-- Briefly married to Liza Minnelli in the '70s.
-- Autobiography largely plagiarized from Nancy Grace.
-- No editorial control over Tiger Beat magazine.
-- Has neglected coursework for B.A. from University of Phoenix Online.
-- Generally an excellent driver.
-- Freely admits that golf is "really fucking boring."
-- Has actually never seen David Boreanaz act.
-- Failed to screw at least two skanks with bad highlights.
-- Actually kind of liked Indiana Jones 4.
-- Dirty text messages actually a failed attempt to obtain his bank balance.
-- Terrible with names, but good with faces.
-- Not actually a giant cat.
-- Briefly married to Liza Minnelli in the '70s.
-- Autobiography largely plagiarized from Nancy Grace.
-- No editorial control over Tiger Beat magazine.
-- Has neglected coursework for B.A. from University of Phoenix Online.
-- Generally an excellent driver.
-- Freely admits that golf is "really fucking boring."
-- Has actually never seen David Boreanaz act.
-- Failed to screw at least two skanks with bad highlights.
-- Actually kind of liked Indiana Jones 4.
-- Dirty text messages actually a failed attempt to obtain his bank balance.
-- Terrible with names, but good with faces.
