Sunday, June 20, 2010
How Are We Celebrating Father's Day?
-- Being glad we're not Jacksons.
-- Finding just the right card, which just happens to be the first card we see at Walgreen's.
-- Pretending to appreciate the History Channel.
-- Finally finishing that Pinewood Derby car.
-- Never being good enough.
-- Finding out we're the father on the Maury show.
-- Stalking Dame Maggie Smith, just like any other day.
-- Three words: Red Lobster Lobsterfest.
-- Pretending to be delighted by neckties.
-- Being devastated by the news that Amanda Bynes is retiring from acting.
-- Enjoying the hilarious 1997 comedy Fathers' Day starting Robin Williams and Billy Crystal.
-- Gradually becoming our fathers.
-- Being glad we're not Jacksons.
-- Finding just the right card, which just happens to be the first card we see at Walgreen's.
-- Pretending to appreciate the History Channel.
-- Finally finishing that Pinewood Derby car.
-- Never being good enough.
-- Finding out we're the father on the Maury show.
-- Stalking Dame Maggie Smith, just like any other day.
-- Three words: Red Lobster Lobsterfest.
-- Pretending to be delighted by neckties.
-- Being devastated by the news that Amanda Bynes is retiring from acting.
-- Enjoying the hilarious 1997 comedy Fathers' Day starting Robin Williams and Billy Crystal.
-- Gradually becoming our fathers.
