Tuesday, July 06, 2010
That's Entertainment
Did you know that Raven Symone and Joanna Garcia (of Reba fame) are costarring in a TV movie entitled Revenge of the Bridesmaids? I don't think there's been more exciting news in the history of human civilization. Really, this TV movie is going to make Ulysses look like the incoherent scribblings of a mildly retarded first grader. It will be a more impressive accomplishment than the pyramids, and probably require at least one or two fewer slaves to complete (Raven gots to have her entourage). I'm not really sure what the plot will be, but I'm guessing it involves some bridesmaids, likely played by Raven Symone and Joanna Garcia, who exact revenge of some sort on someone or other, with hilarious consequences. Along the way, lessons will be learned about life and enormous facial expressions will be made. There may even be a song.
Of course, none of this is making Lindsay Lohan's day any better. She's probably shedding a single tear as she mentally prepares for the county lockup, remembering how she once turned down Raven's offer to be roommates in L.A., thinking herself too hot a commodity (pre I Know Who Killed Me) to bunk with a former Cosby Kid. Now she's turned into Lisa Bonet. You don't see Raven trying to hide a blood alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet under stiletto boots, now do you? Or even Joanna Garcia, for that matter. The Reba kids are on to bigger and better things, I am sure.
Did you know that Raven Symone and Joanna Garcia (of Reba fame) are costarring in a TV movie entitled Revenge of the Bridesmaids? I don't think there's been more exciting news in the history of human civilization. Really, this TV movie is going to make Ulysses look like the incoherent scribblings of a mildly retarded first grader. It will be a more impressive accomplishment than the pyramids, and probably require at least one or two fewer slaves to complete (Raven gots to have her entourage). I'm not really sure what the plot will be, but I'm guessing it involves some bridesmaids, likely played by Raven Symone and Joanna Garcia, who exact revenge of some sort on someone or other, with hilarious consequences. Along the way, lessons will be learned about life and enormous facial expressions will be made. There may even be a song.
Of course, none of this is making Lindsay Lohan's day any better. She's probably shedding a single tear as she mentally prepares for the county lockup, remembering how she once turned down Raven's offer to be roommates in L.A., thinking herself too hot a commodity (pre I Know Who Killed Me) to bunk with a former Cosby Kid. Now she's turned into Lisa Bonet. You don't see Raven trying to hide a blood alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet under stiletto boots, now do you? Or even Joanna Garcia, for that matter. The Reba kids are on to bigger and better things, I am sure.
