Monday, August 09, 2010
Alternate Endings to Inception
-- Cobb walks into his house. His children are playing in the yard. They turn around and run to him. "What did you bring us?" they ask. Cobb realizes that he never really liked his kids all that much to begin with.
-- Cobb wakes up on the plane. Due to a line of storms threatening the coast, the plane has been grounded indefinitely. The airline offers Cobb some free airline miles and a bag of sun chips for his troubles, which he accepts.
-- Cobb walks into a movie theater. The theater is showing Inception. Cobb walks over to an audience member and kicks him in the groin. "How do you like THAT Inception?" he asks.
-- Christopher Nolan presents a series of flow charts explaining the exact meaning of everything that happened over the previous two hours. He even throws in a few tidbits on The Prestige, just for kicks.
-- Cobb wakes up in a bed with Suzanne Pleshette.
-- Saito picks up the gun and shoots Cobb. Cobb travels into a limbo WITHIN limbo, which is just like the original limbo, but more confusing. Also Sandra Bullock is there for some reason.
-- Cobb walks into his house. Mal is there. "I thought you were dead," says Cobb. "Nope, that was just a silly mix up," says Mal. "Well, that's great news," says Cobb. "But I feel kind of stupid about being all tortured and shit all the time now." Mal shrugs. "Did you remember to DVR Jersey Shore?"
-- Ross and Rachel get married.
-- Cobb and the whole Inception gang go to a beach party in Limbo City with hilarious and sexy results.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio wakes up in the bed he shares with six leggy supermodels. It was all a terrible dream. He didn't really star in The Beach.
-- Cobb walks into his house. His children are playing in the yard. They turn around and run to him. "What did you bring us?" they ask. Cobb realizes that he never really liked his kids all that much to begin with.
-- Cobb wakes up on the plane. Due to a line of storms threatening the coast, the plane has been grounded indefinitely. The airline offers Cobb some free airline miles and a bag of sun chips for his troubles, which he accepts.
-- Cobb walks into a movie theater. The theater is showing Inception. Cobb walks over to an audience member and kicks him in the groin. "How do you like THAT Inception?" he asks.
-- Christopher Nolan presents a series of flow charts explaining the exact meaning of everything that happened over the previous two hours. He even throws in a few tidbits on The Prestige, just for kicks.
-- Cobb wakes up in a bed with Suzanne Pleshette.
-- Saito picks up the gun and shoots Cobb. Cobb travels into a limbo WITHIN limbo, which is just like the original limbo, but more confusing. Also Sandra Bullock is there for some reason.
-- Cobb walks into his house. Mal is there. "I thought you were dead," says Cobb. "Nope, that was just a silly mix up," says Mal. "Well, that's great news," says Cobb. "But I feel kind of stupid about being all tortured and shit all the time now." Mal shrugs. "Did you remember to DVR Jersey Shore?"
-- Ross and Rachel get married.
-- Cobb and the whole Inception gang go to a beach party in Limbo City with hilarious and sexy results.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio wakes up in the bed he shares with six leggy supermodels. It was all a terrible dream. He didn't really star in The Beach.
