Wednesday, December 08, 2010
A Beginner's Guide to Gym Etiquette
-- Please refrain from chatting on your cell phone while running on a treadmill, participating in a jazzercize class, or swimming laps in the pool.
-- There is no need to tip the woman who works out in a tight t-shirt with no bra.
-- It is considered rude to use the hair dryer on your testicles.
-- Your personal trainer cannot obtain a hooker for you.
-- Towels are for in-gym use only and are not to be utilized as wedding gifts.
-- Limit three persons per exercycle.
-- Make a serious effort to say the word "zumba" without giggling.
-- Pants are not optional.
-- It is not appropriate to ask Alan Alda to serve as your "spotter."
-- Two drink minimum.
-- Politeness dictates that you not ask gym personnel how they feel about their life choices.
-- Do not taunt the water aerobics class.
-- Stop pretending that you are best friends with Jared from the Subway commercials.
-- Please refrain from chatting on your cell phone while running on a treadmill, participating in a jazzercize class, or swimming laps in the pool.
-- There is no need to tip the woman who works out in a tight t-shirt with no bra.
-- It is considered rude to use the hair dryer on your testicles.
-- Your personal trainer cannot obtain a hooker for you.
-- Towels are for in-gym use only and are not to be utilized as wedding gifts.
-- Limit three persons per exercycle.
-- Make a serious effort to say the word "zumba" without giggling.
-- Pants are not optional.
-- It is not appropriate to ask Alan Alda to serve as your "spotter."
-- Two drink minimum.
-- Politeness dictates that you not ask gym personnel how they feel about their life choices.
-- Do not taunt the water aerobics class.
-- Stop pretending that you are best friends with Jared from the Subway commercials.
