Saturday, August 04, 2012
History's Least Memorable Olympic Moments
-- Usain Bolt just kind of sits there.
-- Mary Lou Retton asks her hairstylist for "the Pete Rose."
-- Bruce Jenner asks his plastic surgeon for "the Glenn Close."
-- Kerri Strug goes through puberty.
-- NBC unveils its smash hit 2008 Christian Slater Drama "My Own Worst Enemy."
-- Michael Phelps takes hits off his bong and watches Spongebob Squarepants.
-- Muhammad Ali lights his stove, makes some macaroni and cheese.
-- Mark Spitz grooms his mustache.
-- Morgan Freeman records his 10,000th Olympics-themed VISA commercial.
-- The Dream Team goes for some tacos.
-- Michael Johnson defrosts his refrigerator.
-- Carl Lewis learns how to use the internet.
-- Nadia Comaneci attends a showing of Bo Derek's 10.
-- Ryan Lochte notices a strange itch.
-- Rick Santorum somehow takes gold in the women's hammer throw.
-- Usain Bolt just kind of sits there.
-- Mary Lou Retton asks her hairstylist for "the Pete Rose."
-- Bruce Jenner asks his plastic surgeon for "the Glenn Close."
-- Kerri Strug goes through puberty.
-- NBC unveils its smash hit 2008 Christian Slater Drama "My Own Worst Enemy."
-- Michael Phelps takes hits off his bong and watches Spongebob Squarepants.
-- Muhammad Ali lights his stove, makes some macaroni and cheese.
-- Mark Spitz grooms his mustache.
-- Morgan Freeman records his 10,000th Olympics-themed VISA commercial.
-- The Dream Team goes for some tacos.
-- Michael Johnson defrosts his refrigerator.
-- Carl Lewis learns how to use the internet.
-- Nadia Comaneci attends a showing of Bo Derek's 10.
-- Ryan Lochte notices a strange itch.
-- Rick Santorum somehow takes gold in the women's hammer throw.
