Wednesday, October 31, 2012
How Are We Celebrating Halloween?
-- Sitting in the living room with the lights out, hiding from trick or treaters.
-- Murdering a series of sexy teens.
-- Realizing we don't really like Snickers bars very much.
-- Channeling the spirits of the dead; defrosting refrigerator.
-- Being upset that no one gets our "sexy Nietzsche" costume.
-- Developing diabetes.
-- Wondering if Sarah Jessica Parker was really just playing herself in Hocus Pocus.
-- Enjoying the Christmas displays at Macy's.
-- Having weird fantasies about the Wolfman.
-- Digging ground-up candy corn out of our rug.
-- Engaging in attention-seeking behaviors.
-- Being mistaken for a prostitute.
-- Sitting in the living room with the lights out, hiding from trick or treaters.
-- Murdering a series of sexy teens.
-- Realizing we don't really like Snickers bars very much.
-- Channeling the spirits of the dead; defrosting refrigerator.
-- Being upset that no one gets our "sexy Nietzsche" costume.
-- Developing diabetes.
-- Wondering if Sarah Jessica Parker was really just playing herself in Hocus Pocus.
-- Enjoying the Christmas displays at Macy's.
-- Having weird fantasies about the Wolfman.
-- Digging ground-up candy corn out of our rug.
-- Engaging in attention-seeking behaviors.
-- Being mistaken for a prostitute.
