Thursday, February 14, 2013
How Are We Observing Valentine's Day?
-- Resenting the existence of Valentine's Day.
-- Becoming convinced that the pink and white M&M's actually taste slightly different from the normal ones.
-- Wishing ill upon Nicholas Sparks.
-- Desperately hoping that Walgreen's has something halfway decent left that can serve as a present.
-- Ferociously demonstrating how OKAY we are with being single.
-- Developing diabetes.
-- Reading the wikipedia entry for St. Valentine and getting kind of creeped out.
-- Awkwardly discussing our personal lives with coworkers.
-- Wondering why Denise Richards never made a sequel to her 2001 classic Valentine.
-- Ordering delivery just so we have someone to talk to.
-- Asking ourselves why we didn't just marry Ben Affleck when we had the chance.
-- Experiencing delightful romantic-comedy-type complications.
-- Hating Anne Hathaway.
-- Vowing that next year will be different.
-- Resenting the existence of Valentine's Day.
-- Becoming convinced that the pink and white M&M's actually taste slightly different from the normal ones.
-- Wishing ill upon Nicholas Sparks.
-- Desperately hoping that Walgreen's has something halfway decent left that can serve as a present.
-- Ferociously demonstrating how OKAY we are with being single.
-- Developing diabetes.
-- Reading the wikipedia entry for St. Valentine and getting kind of creeped out.
-- Awkwardly discussing our personal lives with coworkers.
-- Wondering why Denise Richards never made a sequel to her 2001 classic Valentine.
-- Ordering delivery just so we have someone to talk to.
-- Asking ourselves why we didn't just marry Ben Affleck when we had the chance.
-- Experiencing delightful romantic-comedy-type complications.
-- Hating Anne Hathaway.
-- Vowing that next year will be different.
