Thursday, March 14, 2013
Little Known Facts About Our New Pope
-- Three-time winner of Buenos Aires hot dog eating competition.
-- Briefly married to Liza Minnelli in the '70s.
-- Uses Oil of Olay so his skin can maintain that youthful glow.
-- Plans to announce God was "just kidding" about that vow of poverty stuff.
-- Nominated for an 1981 Academy Award for his costume designs for the major motion picture Chariots of Fire.
-- Fiscally conservative, socially set-your-pants-on-fire conservative.
-- Always dresses as a sexy nurse for Halloween.
-- Proud graduate of Hamburger University.
-- Current Vatican champ for most Eucharist dispensed in one sitting.
-- Favorite Bible verse is "that freaky stuff in the Old Testament."
-- Has always been infallible, at least according to his mother.
-- Loves big hats; believes they are "slimming."
-- Totally worried things will be awkward around the old Pope.
-- Three-time winner of Buenos Aires hot dog eating competition.
-- Briefly married to Liza Minnelli in the '70s.
-- Uses Oil of Olay so his skin can maintain that youthful glow.
-- Plans to announce God was "just kidding" about that vow of poverty stuff.
-- Nominated for an 1981 Academy Award for his costume designs for the major motion picture Chariots of Fire.
-- Fiscally conservative, socially set-your-pants-on-fire conservative.
-- Always dresses as a sexy nurse for Halloween.
-- Proud graduate of Hamburger University.
-- Current Vatican champ for most Eucharist dispensed in one sitting.
-- Favorite Bible verse is "that freaky stuff in the Old Testament."
-- Has always been infallible, at least according to his mother.
-- Loves big hats; believes they are "slimming."
-- Totally worried things will be awkward around the old Pope.
