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In honor of our great nation's birthday, here's a list of some of the greatest things about it:

-- Reba
-- Air conditioning
-- Chili's
-- Freedom
-- Freedom fries
-- Lifetime television for women
-- Democracy, at least until ten days ago
-- That one Ke$ha song I like
-- Mom
-- Apple pie
-- Your mom's apple pie, and yes I mean that in a dirty way
-- Swimming pools
-- The Constitution, minus that slavery business
-- Parades, but not Parade magazine
-- Pixar movies
-- Cool old buildings, unless they're haunted
-- Our founding fathers, minus that slavery business
-- Reba