Thursday, January 01, 2015
Happy New Year!
What better way to kick it off than by lying in bed and watching TV all day? We started off with a bit of the modern classic known as Double Jeopardy, remembering a time when Ashley Judd was better known for executing intense action sequences without disturbing her hair than for writing op-eds about the weirdness of her face. Then we realized that Catwoman was on, and after a brief accidentally layover in the Spanish language version (which actually really adds a certain pathos, in my opinion), we settled in to try and discern the exact moment at which Sharon Stone's career ended. Of course, we had to check in with the Rose Bowl parade, if only to watch Nancy O'Dell passive aggressively swipe at the Property Brothers, who were co-hosting for some unknown (and perhaps unknowable) reason. Then there was a bit of Rehab Addict. There was nothing particularly funny about Rehab Addict (at least not today; I do think she may well have walled up her murder victims in some of those properties) so we flipped over to the Disney Channel. And now we're watching some terrible made-for-TV movie about a robot boyfriend. So yeah, I think we've pretty much got it together.
What better way to kick it off than by lying in bed and watching TV all day? We started off with a bit of the modern classic known as Double Jeopardy, remembering a time when Ashley Judd was better known for executing intense action sequences without disturbing her hair than for writing op-eds about the weirdness of her face. Then we realized that Catwoman was on, and after a brief accidentally layover in the Spanish language version (which actually really adds a certain pathos, in my opinion), we settled in to try and discern the exact moment at which Sharon Stone's career ended. Of course, we had to check in with the Rose Bowl parade, if only to watch Nancy O'Dell passive aggressively swipe at the Property Brothers, who were co-hosting for some unknown (and perhaps unknowable) reason. Then there was a bit of Rehab Addict. There was nothing particularly funny about Rehab Addict (at least not today; I do think she may well have walled up her murder victims in some of those properties) so we flipped over to the Disney Channel. And now we're watching some terrible made-for-TV movie about a robot boyfriend. So yeah, I think we've pretty much got it together.
