Thursday, October 29, 2015
This Should Tell You How My Week Is Going
I steam burned my finger on the Lean Cuisine I was heating up at my office the other night.
It actually hurt like a motherfucker. I spent a good portion of the night dipping it in cold water to alleviate the pain. As in I walked around carrying a little glass of cold water to dip it in. I am a mature, irresistible man.
I am contemplating various legal actions against basically everyone I know, of course. Obviously, this had nothing to do with so-called "user error."
I steam burned my finger on the Lean Cuisine I was heating up at my office the other night.
It actually hurt like a motherfucker. I spent a good portion of the night dipping it in cold water to alleviate the pain. As in I walked around carrying a little glass of cold water to dip it in. I am a mature, irresistible man.
I am contemplating various legal actions against basically everyone I know, of course. Obviously, this had nothing to do with so-called "user error."
