Friday, June 10, 2016
Amazing Things I Have Found While Preparing for My Move
This is a nativity scene angel I made out of construction paper in college. Legitimately, I saved it. It was taped to the wall of our college apartment. That used to be a trumpet he or she is holding, not an e cigarette.
This is a dinosaur head on a stick. It can be used for grasping distant things, I guess. I think I'm keeping it.
My friend sent me a Liberace postcard once. My friends know me so well.
This is netting that I apprehended from a bulletin board in one of the womens' dorms in college, obviously while drunk. The theme of the bulletin board was, "Fishin' for Success," or something like that.
Turns out you can accumulate a lot of junk in ten years. Particularly if you have a storage locker and a lot of underbed boxes you rarely revisit. Here are just some of the great things I've found:
This is a nativity scene angel I made out of construction paper in college. Legitimately, I saved it. It was taped to the wall of our college apartment. That used to be a trumpet he or she is holding, not an e cigarette.
This is a dinosaur head on a stick. It can be used for grasping distant things, I guess. I think I'm keeping it.
My friend sent me a Liberace postcard once. My friends know me so well.
This is netting that I apprehended from a bulletin board in one of the womens' dorms in college, obviously while drunk. The theme of the bulletin board was, "Fishin' for Success," or something like that.
This is a Post Fruity Pebbles branded toy of some sort. It is hypnotically enjoyable, for some reason.