Sunday, August 30, 2020
Yup, Still in the Archive
I'm sure that someday I will both do something and feel like I can write about it again. But I'm frankly not doing that much that's interesting right now and, when I do, I don't really want to expose myself to public judgment. So more from the archive.
This is a parody of the song "Happy" I wrote for my annual lawyer musical but never used. Based on the pop culture references, I'd guess it's about a 2014 vintage.
"Happy"
Real American One: Supreme Court took my birth control away!
My son got fired, just because he’s gay.
And the mess in Iraq gets worse every day.
But I swear, I just don’t care baby let me say.
All:
Because I'm happy…
Real American Two: Every day I
get to play Candy Crush and Words With Friends!
All: Because I'm happy…
Real American Three: Thanks to Golden Girls reruns the laughter never
ends!
All: Because I'm happy…
Real American Four: Taco Bell serves
breakfast now; Waffle Tacos are the best!
All: Because I'm happy…
Real American Five: Watch some Game of Thrones and you just might see a
little breast!
RA2:
The scientists say our
planet’s getting hot!
Seems like each day somebody’s getting shot.
Well, you will probably tell me I should give it thought,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why
All:
Because I’m happy…
RA3: I can watch kittens sneeze on YouTube any time!
All: Because I’m happy…
RA4: When you’ve got Kardashians, who cares about war crime?!
All: Because I’m happy…
RA5: All the news that I need I get from Us Weekly.
All: Because I’m happy…
RA1: Like that time that Taylor Swift went out with a Kennedy!
All: Happy, happy, happy…
(and so on, as in original, with the
following layered over the top)
RA3: Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
Free Starbucks Wi Fi!
RA4: Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My morning Red Eye!
RA5: Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said
All:
Because I’m happy…
RA1: Who can cry about the news when there’s Netflix to watch?
All: Because I’m happy…
RA2: I once found a website that’s all about Tilda Swinton’s crotch.
All: Because I’m happy…
RA3: I can send my kid away to Twilight Fantasy Camp!
All: Because I’m happy…
RA4: And I’m really pumped about the new Charlton Heston stamp!
(Fade out.)