the ocean

Good news! (I mean, everything being relative. Not as good as, say, a cure for cancer, but better than finding out they're making additional sequels to Avatar.) I've finally gotten my shit together to do another show here in Chicago. Allow me to debut my first poster, photo credit to Ian, who also helped me stack suitcases on top of myself. This is what marriage is all about.

And, as it turns out, ticket details are following right now. You can reserve your spot at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/road-show-jay-schleppenbach-tickets-556045586317. It's going to be amazing, or at least adequate. We'll 100% hit Countess Luann levels, I can guarantee.