Monday, April 17, 2006
File Under "Associate Development"
A handy list of my daily non-billable activities:
-- Questioning the existence of God.
-- Returning mail guy's cheerful banter; hating self.
-- Reading and rereading spam to find out what "Kristi Morrow" thinks of "my news."
-- Gently weeping.
-- Staring out window; realizing there are never going to be any naked people in the office building down the street.
-- Composing evocative ballads about maritime disasters.
-- Completing online Ph.D. from the University of Phoenix.
-- Checking to see if maybe the New Yorker posted new online content twice this week.
-- Eating Reese's Puffs cereal that has been in my office cabinet for over two months now.
-- Trying to guess which coworkers have actual social phobias and which are just assholes.
-- Quietly plotting revenge.
-- Wondering if that homeless lady I saw on the train was really Sharon Stone.
-- Dying on the inside.
A handy list of my daily non-billable activities:
-- Questioning the existence of God.
-- Returning mail guy's cheerful banter; hating self.
-- Reading and rereading spam to find out what "Kristi Morrow" thinks of "my news."
-- Gently weeping.
-- Staring out window; realizing there are never going to be any naked people in the office building down the street.
-- Composing evocative ballads about maritime disasters.
-- Completing online Ph.D. from the University of Phoenix.
-- Checking to see if maybe the New Yorker posted new online content twice this week.
-- Eating Reese's Puffs cereal that has been in my office cabinet for over two months now.
-- Trying to guess which coworkers have actual social phobias and which are just assholes.
-- Quietly plotting revenge.
-- Wondering if that homeless lady I saw on the train was really Sharon Stone.
-- Dying on the inside.
