Sunday, February 28, 2021
A Celebration of Suddenly Remembering the Golden Globes Still Exist
And apparently they are on tonight! And, also, there are still movies? Since streaming movies count this year, I'm thinking it could be a big year for Vanessa Hudgens and the "Princess Switch" series. Not nominated, you say? Obama's America, people.
What is nominated? Lots of movies I have not seen. Some of which I have never even heard of. Not that I'm claiming to be some sort of cutting-edge tastemaker; I'm still busy realizing things like "oh hey, I never saw 'There Will Be Blood' back in 2007." I did see Hamilton and Mank and liked them both. So go Hamilton and Mank, I guess? I like the commercials for "Promising Young Woman," is that worth anything?
As far as acting awards, I kind of don't won't Frances McDormand to win, simply because I want her to change her hairstyle, and I fear she won't if we keep encouraging her. I don't want Kate Hudson to win, either, because I really think she needs to keep her focus on Fabletics. If she doesn't help young women feel fashionable while they work out, who will? Also, is Andy Samberg a legitimate actor now? I guess I don't have a problem with that; I'm just trying to keep score.
Oh, and I'm just now seeing the supporting category. Poor Glenn Close. Always and forever, poor Glenn Close. And Sacha Baron Cohen? I guess I didn't really know that was still a thing.
Regardless, it's sure to be an exciting evening! Not because of the Golden Globes; Sundays are the night I do my home facials.
Sunday, February 21, 2021
Saturday Evening Post
Sunday, February 14, 2021
How Are We Spending Valentine's Day?
- Assigning far too much emotional importance to our takeout orders.
- Realizing that handmade gifts really are the most terrible.
- Theorizing about Hallmark and the Illuminati.
- Fantasizing about Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle.
- Removing novelty underwear with the help of an emergency room physician.
- Trying to remember the percentage of chocolate that is generally thought to contain insect parts.
- Realizing that Love, Actually is really pretty shitty towards women.
- Becoming cool with treason.
- Just like any other day, trying on bedazzled hats.
- Violating restraining orders pertaining to Dame Judi Dench.
- Pretending we want to have a girls night.
- Checking Facebook in hopes our exes are fat.
- Slowly preparing ourselves to die alone, together.