Thursday, March 04, 2004
The Naked Truth
What is it with old men and nudity? In the locker room at my gym this morning I swear to god there was an old guy doing gentle stretches in the buff. But it doesn’t even stop there. I’ve seen the greatest generation perform all kinds of locker room tasks naked, from brushing dentures to discussing last night’s Judging Amy to leisurely perusing Reader’s Digest. My point is not that people should be ashamed of their bodies (although a little shame and a lot of waxing might help in this case), but that certain activities simply do not require nudity. Take your shower, grab your towel, and end it, fellas. There’s a whole world of pants out there for you to explore.
What is it with old men and nudity? In the locker room at my gym this morning I swear to god there was an old guy doing gentle stretches in the buff. But it doesn’t even stop there. I’ve seen the greatest generation perform all kinds of locker room tasks naked, from brushing dentures to discussing last night’s Judging Amy to leisurely perusing Reader’s Digest. My point is not that people should be ashamed of their bodies (although a little shame and a lot of waxing might help in this case), but that certain activities simply do not require nudity. Take your shower, grab your towel, and end it, fellas. There’s a whole world of pants out there for you to explore.
