Monday, January 24, 2005
TV Guide Entries that Never Were (But In My Opinion Should Have Been)
The Cosby Show. 7 PM. NBC. Cliff receives a court-ordered vasectomy; Rudy is investigated in conjunction with a series of brutal slayings on the Upper East Side.
Designing Women. 8:30 PM. CBS. Mary Jo, or maybe it’s Charlene, creates an international incident when she mistakes the French Ambassador for her childhood friend "Booger." Suzanne gains twenty pounds.
ER. 9 PM. NBC. Someone in the room expresses surprise that this show is still on the air.
Cheers. 8 PM. NBC. Sam beds twelve teenaged prostitutes and half of an all-girls school without any fear of disease or emotional repercussion; Carla is cast as Gimli the Dwarf in an amateur production of The Lord of the Rings.
The Wonderful World of Disney. 7 PM. ABC. Ask your mommy or daddy to buy you the Hunchback of Notre Dame krazy karaoke party set now!
Married With Children. 7:30 PM. FOX. Western Civilization declines.
60 Minutes. 6 PM. CBS. Ed Bradley yells at someone in a suit. Also, Andy Rooney is needlessly upset about something trivial.
The Mary Tyler Moore Show. 8 PM. CBS. Mary files a lawsuit against Lou; Rhoda dies.
The X-Files. 9 PM. FOX. Come on and just do it already!
The Cosby Show. 7 PM. NBC. Cliff receives a court-ordered vasectomy; Rudy is investigated in conjunction with a series of brutal slayings on the Upper East Side.
Designing Women. 8:30 PM. CBS. Mary Jo, or maybe it’s Charlene, creates an international incident when she mistakes the French Ambassador for her childhood friend "Booger." Suzanne gains twenty pounds.
ER. 9 PM. NBC. Someone in the room expresses surprise that this show is still on the air.
Cheers. 8 PM. NBC. Sam beds twelve teenaged prostitutes and half of an all-girls school without any fear of disease or emotional repercussion; Carla is cast as Gimli the Dwarf in an amateur production of The Lord of the Rings.
The Wonderful World of Disney. 7 PM. ABC. Ask your mommy or daddy to buy you the Hunchback of Notre Dame krazy karaoke party set now!
Married With Children. 7:30 PM. FOX. Western Civilization declines.
60 Minutes. 6 PM. CBS. Ed Bradley yells at someone in a suit. Also, Andy Rooney is needlessly upset about something trivial.
The Mary Tyler Moore Show. 8 PM. CBS. Mary files a lawsuit against Lou; Rhoda dies.
The X-Files. 9 PM. FOX. Come on and just do it already!
