Thursday, October 13, 2005
Lies I Considered Including in My Work Biography, But Ultimately Rejected
-- Jay has handled a number of well-known cases before the Supreme Court, including Bush v. Gore, Marbury v. Madison, and Great Taste v. Less Filling.
-- On a more personal note, Jay is the proud father to seven illegitimate children living in six different states, and was briefly married to Ms. Liza Minnelli during the 1970s.
-- Jay can turn water into wine, but that doesn't mean he likes to share.
-- Many of you may remember Jay from his turn as Dr. Jake Waverly and his evil twin Marco on the popular ABC-TV soap General Hospital.
-- Jay once killed a man with his bare hands. He then successfully defended himself on the theory that the man had been wearing bicycle pants, and clearly therefore had no will to live.
-- We're not saying that Jay caused Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt to split, but we're also not saying that he didn't.
-- Nobody know the real Jay, not even his best unicorn pal Pete.
-- Jay is actually not a Civil War reenactor, though he fully admits to having gone through a "muttonchops phase."
-- Jay has handled a number of well-known cases before the Supreme Court, including Bush v. Gore, Marbury v. Madison, and Great Taste v. Less Filling.
-- On a more personal note, Jay is the proud father to seven illegitimate children living in six different states, and was briefly married to Ms. Liza Minnelli during the 1970s.
-- Jay can turn water into wine, but that doesn't mean he likes to share.
-- Many of you may remember Jay from his turn as Dr. Jake Waverly and his evil twin Marco on the popular ABC-TV soap General Hospital.
-- Jay once killed a man with his bare hands. He then successfully defended himself on the theory that the man had been wearing bicycle pants, and clearly therefore had no will to live.
-- We're not saying that Jay caused Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt to split, but we're also not saying that he didn't.
-- Nobody know the real Jay, not even his best unicorn pal Pete.
-- Jay is actually not a Civil War reenactor, though he fully admits to having gone through a "muttonchops phase."
