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World's Scariest Costumes, Halloween 2005

-- Harriet Miers' Eye Makeup
-- MTV's Made Participant
-- Gay Republican
-- The Secretary in my Office who Yells at People for Touching Her Desk
-- Mira Sorvino's Agent
-- Person Who is Actually Not Wearing a Costume, but Has a Real Disorder
-- Inflation
-- NBC Programming Executive
-- White Person Who Thinks He Can Pull Off an Urkel Costume
-- Lindsay Lohan's Mucus Membrane
-- Bob Saget's Soul
-- How They Make Hot Dogs
-- Cher