the ocean

Christmas Gifts for Children Whose Parents Hate Them

Grandma's Old Colostomy Bags
Barbie's Dream Accountant, Phil
Tickle Me Bryant Gumbel
An Eye Job
Savings Bonds
Real Nifty Spats, Like They Used To Wear in the Olden Days
Gigli: Ultimate Director's Cut Extended Edition
Tara Reid
Matches and Lighter Fluid
A Pound of German Potato Salad
Coupon for One Free Car Wash With Purchase of Regularly Priced Oil Change
An Invisible Pony
God's Love